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GNOME UPDATE – Tour bus floozy

We last saw that gnome was on an airplane heading to who knows where..

Well … The Gnome has become a groupie.. or a light tech.
Learning Barry Tunes

Running Lights

Watching the show

On the Tour Bus.. Maybe Gnome has become a Tour Bus Fluzzy.. nononononono.
One clue is the photo titled “Learning Barry Tunes”, There are hundreds of Barrys, Barry Williams aka Greg Brady, Dave Barry, Barry Manilow, Boo Berry, Barry White… The list is huge.

Is he working for one of them now? Did they raise his minimum wage?. Maybe he is being forced to do it.. THOSE BASTARDS..AAARRGGRHH LEAVE HIM ALONE…Bring him Back to me..


This just in..

more details to follow….

Looking for T.V. to watch

So I am sniffing around the intrawebs trying to find some T.V. I might like. You see, I usually only have an hour or 2 to watch T.V. at night. When I am eating dinner.

I am thinking about getting rid of my satellite. You can find so many T.V. shows online now that I don’t really need cable or satelitte. In my search for a good show I came across this..(no pun intended)

A SHOW CALLED “HUNG” on HBO. Now I cant watch it online so I probably wont , but the WIKIPEDIA description is just plain AWSOME..

“a struggling high school basketball coach who uses his large penis to his advantage”

Now that is what I call T.V.


More evidence from this weekend has emerged.

This gnome has grown and mastered the art of getting under dresses. Now this is either him under a dress or he has put some poor girl “in a family way“.


Look how gnome is operating now. HE WAS INNOCENT…INN-OOO-CENT, I tell you. What have you done to poor baby gnome. They say “don’t hate the player, hate the game” but it is hard not to hate the game when a dirty dead beat one eyed wonder gnome is the player.


Does she even know he is there? or is it does she even GNOME he is there. watch your drink lady, its gonna be a long night.

Gnome GNome Gnome is Gone Gone GOne

“Cryin wont get that sonofabetch back”..

So baby gnome must have had to recover drom a hangover saturday because I received these 2 pics.

“Ridin Dirty”


“Bye Bye Indiana”

Where are they taking him? That gnome is getting an education..

Go Vote for Strange Brew Coffee so I can afford the rehab and counceling for poor baby gnome..VOTE VOTE VOTE


He is Drinking

HE IS STUCK IN CLEAVAGE.. look at the smile on his face

Gnome is being tortured


that is all the e-mail said.. my poor poor baby gnome.. He is either being eaten or breathed hard upon,,, whatever the case.. he is being tortured… agghhhhh

I will hunt those that hurt my gnome

Baby Gnome is being mis treated

This came in from baby gnome

“Dad: I think my kidnapper likes me. She’s been taking good care. Sometime today while riding around with her I fell out of my cup holder causing a cut on my head (see below). It was worse. She stitched me up though. That’s why I think she’s taking a liking to me. She takes me everywhere. Feeds me. Talks to me. It’s not so awful being kidnapped. She said we are going for pizza later too! I sure do miss you though.”


Gnome is GONE

Sometime during this weekends festivities my gnome (called “baby gnome” by the kidnappers) has gone missing.

I know i was irresponsible to take him with me. Some might say that I shouldn’t have left him in the car to go party. I thought that, just like kids, if you don’t want to take care of them then just leave them out in the parking lot and the state will baby sit for you. Well the state wasn’t fast enough and some cold hearted gnome-napper took my gnome. My poor baby gnome.

They sent this picture..

with this information
“I have your baby gnome. He is on a trip to Ohio. Watch for further details.”

Then this..

All it says is “Im ok – I is swimming”

I am not sure if baby gnome even knows how to type OR SWIM, what with no hands and all.

I will keep everyone informed and I know your hearts go out to me during this awful time.

I will get my baby gnome back…….PLEASE DON’T HURT or TEACH HIM BAD THINGS.