This past weekend I ran the Warrior Dash. A 5k (3miles) run through the woods, steep hills, creeks, obstacles, fire, mud, and more. I wanted to take more pictures but i dont have a rugged camera or phone and I think the final mud pit would have killed anything i had. Hell it almost killed me. It was also FUN AS HELL..
Once upon a time there was a large man with no pants…
Wait let me try again…
We begin our story with an idea and a dream. Dill Hero was a simple man with a great body. He was also a roller derby announcer. He had, on occasion, been known to drink and announce roller derby and mostly at the same time.
On a crisp November day, some years back, there was some wheeling and dealing going. Chris Pfouts was a scary guy. That is the first impression that most people would get upon introduction. A tall guy covered in tattoos. His vocal chords had been paralyzed at some time during his big amazing life therefore when he would say “hey Dill you’re a great guy”, you might feel like you have just been told you are going to be buried alive with a feral cat as company. In fact, Chris described himself as “crazy cat lady” and not really a rough and tough dark alley kind of guy. He drove a big flat black car with a wolf whistle and a naked lady with a skull face a the hood ornament. He also drove an El-camino which should have had bull horns on it but as yet has not happened. Chris had a Megaphone.Dill wanted it. There was some wheeling and dealing going on.
Dill came out of the situation with has very own Megaphone. Dill went about his life using the Megaphone as Megaphones are used. Yelling at people and advertising roller derby. “Talking” to the roller derby fans before bouts. The Megaphone even found its way to a movie theater for the opening of the movie “Whip It”. Dill used it to tell the people in line for Toy Story 3 that they were “in the wrong line” and should come see “Whip It”. The theater may have added a “Please turn off your Megaphones” right after the no cellphone warning and shut your mouth during the movie warnings.
Time past and fun was had but the Megaphone was starting to become normal. People would just look at it and sometimes clap but the magic was gone.
Faris looks like
of the story part and the 3rd person writing. here are the ugly details.
Our friend Tom Klubens helped by taking some pics and drinking beer with us.
Several designs, blown lights, redesigns and experiments later, the COMMUNICATOR 2.0 was now in production.
Little Strakey is home and well. We are not 100% sure what caused him to get “Colic” but we have eliminated a few things in his environment and he should be fine now… What a relief.
It seems that our little mini horse Starkey is sick. We had to take him to Purdue medical center on Saturday. Here is Joan of Darks blog on everything. Send him good thoughts…
We are renaming the “3rd Panel” to “Family Circus Continued”. That way people can find it if they want.. Sorry we missed last week. It i Faris’ fault. Well actually it is my fault. I didn’t do mine. So what. I guess I am sorry . whoop a dee doo dah.
Here is this weeks..
Ok I am late posting this because I was busy announcing this weekend at the North Central 2010 Roller Derby tournament. Sorry to make you all wait.
here we go
Faris (the real faris) took a twilight zone approach which I completely enjoy. It shows us once again. Mess with the family, you get the circus of HORROR…..
Today Circus Family is finally leaving the beach. Thank God. I decided to stick with the theme of introducing outside characters. Sort of a cross-over of sorts. “Two family trucksters, Only one will survive”.
Faris has decided to revisit an old F.C. friend.. please enjoy.
Todays 3rd Panel is yet another beach scene. DUMB. Faris has taken an “INCEPTION” approach. A conversation bubble within a dream bubble within a 3rd panel bubble.. So complicated yet entertaining. The only difference is you wont figure out Faris panel half way through reading it.. ZZZIIINNNGGGG..
We both took on the approach of killing off some of the family. You, the reader, should be used to that by now. If your not then you may cry. Cry the tears of joy that can only be cried after realizing the Family Circus family has learned a lesson. I much needed lesson.